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Top prize.
John Smith hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to spending the rest of my Life, between the legs
of my dear wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the Best toast of The night."
She said, "Did you really? ywhat was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my dear wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
mates on the street Corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Yes I know, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's only been in
there twice in the last four years. Once I had to
pull him by the ears to make him come, and the
other time he fell
asleep".
You know you're going to send this on. . .
to spending the rest of my Life, between the legs
of my dear wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the Best toast of The night."
She said, "Did you really? ywhat was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside my dear wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
mates on the street Corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Yes I know, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's only been in
there twice in the last four years. Once I had to
pull him by the ears to make him come, and the
other time he fell
asleep".
You know you're going to send this on. . .
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