Missing

[marval]

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

[Jemisa]

Thats an oldie that one...

jem :o)

[marval]

Yes Jem, like me

[Jemisa]

When you reach my age marval, now we're talking old. :o)

jem

[marval]

Surely not Jem

[Jemisa]

I was evacuated in the war (in 1939) at the age of 4years.
Yes, that old!!!!!

jem

[marval]

Well as long as you enjoy your life, age is only a number.

[Jemisa]

Well I've had two skirmishes with death, one twelve years ago with bowel cancer and no/ two happened six months ago when I had open heart surgery.
It seems 'Him up there' doesn't want me yet.

jem

[mrs.chappie]

Marval, that made me chuckle.

Jem, you are one remarkable old gal. <thumbs up>

[mrs.chappie]

...and a foxy lady too. <double thumbs up>

[Jemisa]

Awww! ThanQ Mrs C. Fox is my surname...

jem

[marval]

Well I am glad he doesn't want you yet

[mrs.chappie]

Jem, are you the lady who looks like Pauline Quirke? At one time did you have your pic as your avatar? Or am I thinking of the wrong person?

(Excuse me, Marval).

[Jemisa]

Got it in one Mrs C. You've got a good memory.
(Altho PQ is 3 stone lighter than me now.
Went to see her Linda and Doriann in their stage show a few weeks back. Excellant ***

jem

[mrs.chappie]

Yes, she's done really well to lose such a lot of weight. I hope she manages to keep it off. I lost quite a lot, but put it all back on again. :o(

[Jemisa]

Yo-Yo dieting has been the story of my life. Now I let it do whatever it wants. I lost 2 stone when I qas v/ill but now its creeping back.

Tea Time so I'm off may be back after Corrie.

jem