Terrible tans

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail....ds-terrible-tans.html

If it wasn't the weather to sun bathe over Easter, think yourself lucky.

[Smowball]

Lol I saw that this morning, very funny!

[andy-hughes]

I'm getting told to 'lighten up' ... by AOG!!!!

Oh, my aching sides!

[joggerjayne]

I think I might qualify for this.

I sun creamed my face one day last week, and didn't do my mouth. I burnt my lips, and my ears. My face is quite tanned, except for my panda eyes, but my lips are peeling and crispy, and my ears are also peeling.

=0(

[andy-hughes]

Mmmmm - nice image!

[DTCwordfan]

what an image.......^

[joggerjayne]

i know

[pastafreak]

OMG...the blonde in the sunlounger.....talk about being tanned-like leather...eeuuwww

[venator]

Long ago, a girlfriend tried to get a tan by lying in a bath of potassium permanganate, as she noticed it turns your hands brown.

Unfortunately, dry areas go nearly black, while greasy areas stay pale!

It was the funniest thing I ever saw, and she spent ages with a pumice stone!

Annette, if you're reading this, I didn't laugh, honest...

[DTCwordfan]

then on top goes the Oréal antiwrinkle cream and finally the cucumber slices over the eyes.

Could ask Mrs O for some rollers and a head-scarf....