Where babies come from.

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School Girl says "Mummy, I know where babies come from!"

Mum replies "Where's that then darling?"

Girl says "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out. Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it & that's how u get babies!"

Shaking her head Mum says "Oh darling, that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies. That's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes & all the decorating done!

[tinkerbell23]

Brilliant!!!!! X

[marval]

lol

[ummmm]

And there's an element of truth in it :-)

(for some people, not me!!)

[Fanriffic]

Hee hee hee.

That reminds me of a similar joke:

School girl: "Mummy is it true that babies come from that place boys put their willies?"
Mum: "Yes my sweet, it is".
School girl: "Will the baby knock my teeth out when it comes out?".

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lol

[Jemisa]

Now I know why my next door niebour has so many bags and shoes!! :o)

jem

[ummmm]

Haha

[jomifl]

A lot of men's shoes have appeared on the sidebars, I am confused.