Wigan

[sir.prize]

Beating Man United . . . .

[mickrog]

an arab shiek announced to his family they were going to start celebrating xmas. He asked his 3 sons each in turn what present they would like. The eldest replied that he would like a car....so he received the Ford Motor Company. The next one said he would like a big house...and recived a palace. The youngest no more than 10 years old said he would like a cowboy outfit. His father bought him Birmingham City Football Club

[tonyav]

LOL, mick i like it

[mickrog]

The Post Office have announced that plans to issue postage stamps showing players of Manchester United players have been shelved owing to the fact that the public would be confused as to which side to spit on.

[tonyav]

LOL, again.

[brenda]

Result for Wigan-yippee. Love it when Fergie gets incandescent, keep hoping he will spontaneously combust.

[tonyav]

I'm sure he will do one day, brenda.

[mickrog]

am just feeling like being a bit silly lol

what do you call a Man U suporter from Manchester?

A liar

What do you call 50000 Man U suporters at the bottom of the sea?

A damn good start.

[Lie-in King]

What's the difference between Alex Ferguson & God?

God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

Well done, Wigan - made my day :-)

[tonyav]

Didn't help the Villa, but well done Wigan.

[Flyhalf]

I actually thought Fergie was pretty sporting last night in his post-match comments, even saying Wigan deserved their win. Credit where credit is due, no matter the recipient.
I thought, however, he usually trotted out the old chestnut "the league table doesn't lie", but in this case suggested otherwise.

[Arksided]

Lol like 'em, I heard the post office were issuing Liverpool postage stamps and knew which side to spit on! 99% got it wrong.