I'm going to be rich

[factor-fiction]

Like many others on here I get lots of phishing emails and so-called 'Nigerian Fraud' scam emails, HMRC tax refunds etc, but today I have received an offer from the FBI of a big share of £900 million pounds that has been recovered from nasty fraudster spammers.

It says:
"We have our agents in the bank all round the World with proper security to checkmate these scammers and any bank that goes contrary to our instruction will stand the risk of losing its certificate of accreditation.If this is true about you, do not border much because it is time for you to regain what you have lost .This wonderful compansetion program was introduced by the Economic Financial Of Crimes Commission(EFCC) and the FBI Washington DC.
All you need to do is to contact the head of verification department with this information below for further clarification and screening after which part of this money will be sent to you through any means which will be convenience for you as stated.

FULL NAME:
COUNTRY:
ADDRESS:
SEX:
MARITAL STATUS:
OCCUPATION:
AMOUNT SCAMED FROM YOU:
PHONE NUMBER:

OFFICE OF VERIFICATION ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMESCOMMISSION
MR. Kelly Lyre Contact person
EMAIL:[email protected]


Sign
Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde
[Chairman EFCC Republic of Nigeria]


It restores your faith in human nature doesn't it.

[commoner]

LOL...you'd think that they would at least use a spellchecker..amazing to think that somebody somewhere will no doubt fall for it....sad ain't it!

[Booldawg]

haha, a scam for people that have been scammed already. This really is the epitome of eternal optimism!

[Old_Geezer]

Do share your good fortune with your friends here.

[joggerjayne]

marry me

[chi-chi66]

Hahaha....//OFFICE OF VERIFICATION ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES
COMMISSION//

Contact Person........MR. KELLY LYRE.......(LIAR)

[dickythecook]

I hope it is not a scam, I have put my whole overdraft at risk if it is. LOL

[Kiki-frog]

That is brilliant! I guess people must still fall for these cos they just keep coming.

My favourite had the subject line TOP SECRET and claimed to be from the Nigerian Space Program. (You didn't know Nigeria had its own space programme? Well of course not, it's top secret, silly! Duh!) Apparently one of their astronauts went up on a mission some years back and his ship malfunctioned meaning that he got stuck in space. So there the poor chap has remained to this day, just like Major Tom floating in his tin can. And of course in the mean time, he has accumulated all this back pay, and they just need someone's bank account details so that they can find somewhere to keep his dosh until he is rescued.......

[mccfluff]

i think we should start a secret ab space programme and go and rescue him

i nomiate chuckie to build the space ship

[Kiki-frog]

Excellent idea mccfluff. Might I suggest Vodkancoke for catering and Sqad and Tinkerbell as the medical team?

[Dee Sa]

surprised they did not ask for your bank detals or will that come later with a phone call ???????