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Why didn't the Liverpudlians gracing Aintree on Ladies day seem as chic as the posh ladies seen at Royal Ascot?
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It can't simply be a matter of money, can it?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I remind you of an old Aintree story that, in part, answers the question above:
Bruce Forsyth was at Aintree for the Grand National. He ran into "our Cilla", and bragged that despite his 82 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the day's racing and loks so Liverpudlican chic in her orange, blue and black short dress with matching lingerie underneath, Cilla said, "Bruce, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my hotel." So they go back to her room and have great sex.
Afterwards, Bruce says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bruce says, " Cilla , that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
Cilla once again says, "Great Bruce, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
Bruce replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet!"
Bruce Forsyth was at Aintree for the Grand National. He ran into "our Cilla", and bragged that despite his 82 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. After the day's racing and loks so Liverpudlican chic in her orange, blue and black short dress with matching lingerie underneath, Cilla said, "Bruce, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my hotel." So they go back to her room and have great sex.
Afterwards, Bruce says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour,awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Bruce says, " Cilla , that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."
Cilla once again says, "Great Bruce, but tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"
Bruce replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet!"
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