Embarrassing

[Dreaming]

Anyone done anything really embarrassing that they would like to share?

[happy_face]

A good few years ago my mum and I was going to the bakery Sunday morning to get a loaf of bread and as the parking around there was bad my mum stayed in the car whilst I went in. There was quite a few people in the bakery and I suddenly felt I needed to let one rip. I held it and held it and was bursting to fart so when I finally got out of the store I legged it to the car, sat down shut the door and farted this almighty stinker. I then turned around to see a man sitting next to me and not my mum. - Wrong car, same colour and model!!!

[hopalong]

I better make sure I am not behind you on a escalator, Dreaming

[sunflower68]

Hey Dreaming, bet you didn't expect quite such a detailed response! Mine is embarrassing but, fortunately for me it didn't involve a badly-controlled sphincter...I was leaving a shop when my boot heel got wedged into the grille outside on the ground, and the grille came away, hanging off my heel. I used my other foot to try and unwedge it and - lo- got both the ******* stuck tight in the grille. I will never try snowboarding as it will just bring back horrid, horrid memories.

[david small]

Lots a flatulent embarrassing moments here. Sorry here's one more. When I was about nineteen I was going up to the twenty fourth floor in a lift, and foolishly broke wind, just my luck a gorgeous girl got into the lift just after. I glowed like a lighthouse, wishing I was anywhere but there.

[funnywebsite]

I am just crying with laughter. Especially the fart ones they are hilarious.

Not long I came on my period at work. I never had any panty pads so I inprovised using some toilet paper. A while later I went back to the toilet and wondered what had happened to the toilet paper I had put down my pants. I just assumed it fell into the toilet. It wasn't until another secretary at work tapped me on the shoulder and told me I was walking around the office with toilet paper hanging from the back of my trousers.

[funnywebsite]

p.s thought of another one. I was in McDonalds once with my husband. Suddenly my husband let off one of the noisiest farts ever. Worse thing it wasn't too busy in there, only a table full of kids and their parents close by. Each kid said it wasn't me mum, it wasn't me dad to their parents. It was just me with a bright red face that must of looked a guilty as anything. I have never let my husband forget this one.

[StuartT1]

Brilliant stories! I was in 2/3rd year in secondary school, first lesson on a Monday morning - history! So, it was some kind of WW1 video that was on, and I could feel myself start to nodd off, but also needing to let one rip...but my tiredness got the better of me. Just as I nodded of leaning forward slowly the biggest far ever let rip...the vibrations woke me up with the reddest face ever - except because it was school I was thought of more as a legend than a...well smelly person!