When Is A Light Bulb...

[gness]

more dangerous than smoking? When you are up the ladder holding coving in place and don`t realise the red hot light bulb is sitting in your hair.

[DTCwordfan]

why does it take ten smokers to change a light bulb?

one to change the bulb and nine to light the candles (and then their ciggies)

[tenrec]

Are you ok gness? How's the coving?

[gness]

:-] DT.

[erin-x]

Hehe! That Hula has a lot to answer for! ;) x

[mrs_overall]

Ooh, nothing worse than the smell of burning hair

[gness]

I`m OK thank you. My straight red hair now has some interesting orange curls.
Though I say it myself the coving is fantastic. I`m really enjoying doing it.The corners I bought were useless so I mitred my own and looking good!

[DTCwordfan]

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

[gness]

Hula would say my sense of smell is damaged by smoking and serves me right.

[mrs_overall]

You are on a roll with the jokes today DT :-)

[tenrec]

Glad you're ok gness and glad the coving is working out. It does make a room look more finished off I think.

[gness]

DT. Love it! It will be reproduced and hung on my utility [smoking] room wall if that is okay?

[marden40]

HA ha ha DT, that's great........all the best with the coving gness, glad its going well :)

[DTCwordfan]

fine by me!

[gness]

Looks heaps better Tenrec and hides the cracks!