The Mistress...
Suitable: All Ages......
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of
a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of
being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce,
bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.
The computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened to
me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I'm home with
my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"