Limerick

[cabernet]

Can anyone come up with a funny Limerick about Barrow in Furness ?

[whiskeryron]

Barrow In Furness is great
Providing you're there about eight
If you stay there 'till dark
You're in for a lark
'Cos you can't get a bus home 'till late.

W Ron.

[DTCwordfan]

geographically its more east, commoner.

You'll get the Ed's Sloopy compass award at the very least.

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[mrs_overall]

Barrow in Furnace is not very nice
It's somewhere you wouldn't go twice
The women are fat
And on top of that
The men are all hung like mice

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[whiskeryron]

One of these days I will go
To Barrow in Furness in snow
It's my greatest wish
To catch a large fish
But they've run out of Cod, what a blow.

W Ron.

[DTCwordfan]

There was an ugly Bess from Barrow-in-Furness
who loved to have a man and a sexy caress
She liked to have it off in a nuclear sub
or a Walney Island rusty old tub
Bess the Barrow prozzie with less than success

[whiskeryron]

Barrow in Furness has Mice
That are reared on faggots & rice
I saw one of course
As big as a Horse
Playing games with a huge pair of dice.

W Ron.

[mrs_overall]

Barrow in Furness is a stones throw
From Seascale, don't you know.
If you look in your dish
At a locally caught fish
You'll notice a strange orange glow

[DTCwordfan]

Barrow in Furness, the Lake District disgrace
full of shipyards, drunks, an awful rundown place
A town where the women are built like men
and the men are all called Madeleine
Abbey Road bound dressed in steel, nylon and lace.