Of course, we don't seem to get cases of drunk and incapable coming to court . Gone are the days when Bow Street or Clerkenwell, for example,had a morning list which began with drunks dealt with thus: Defendant 'Guilty' Police officer: 'Seen unsteady on his feet, his speech was slurred, he was drunk, sir' Clerk 'Drunk last night Mr Smith?' 'Yes, sir' Magistrate 'One pound or one day. You've served the day. You may go' [Overnight was treated as one day] Posher- looking individuals, the ones who'd been in restaurants on a night out, were fined £5.
There were so many of these in a morning that the start of the 'proper' cases would be delayed by half an hour on some days, even at the speedy rate of disposal I've described.
They didn't make the papers.
Cambridge City had no drunks at all! Once, in the late '60s, I attended the annual Licensing Sessions, where the police solemnly reported no cases of drunkenness in a year, for a city of 90,000, with thousands of undergraduates. Reason? They ignored them. If they were trouble, they'd be taken by the City police and dumped down the road, in Cambridgeshire. If students, they'd be handed over to their college.
Can't recall local papers here, in 50 years or more, ever specifically reporting a case of a drunk. Drunks would be in the general list of 'this week in the courts', where every minor offender was named, whatever they'd done.Even that seems to have gone. Drunk-driving cases do get individually reported.