Chat up lines

[tinkerbell23]

Go on whats your best?

Not long ago- no word of a lie....

A man came upto me in a bar, put a napkin on my face and said does this smell like chloroform i did LOL i actually like a GSOH so making me laugh is a surefire winner ....

Hit me with ur best or the best youve had? You may even get best answer now how cool is that ;0> x

[marval]

Nice legs what time do they open?

[Jeza]

What about...... you don't sweat much for a fat bird . It wasn't said to me, I'm a thin as a rake.

[tinkerbell23]

Hahahahah brill!!!! Love them all!!!

Oooh JJ v nice!! ;0>

[Jemisa]

Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
(My OH caught me with this one)

jem

[NOX]

'Do you have any Irish in you?'
Lady (usually) answers 'no'.
'Would you like some?'
Except this one really sweet girl who went on to tell me about her ruck of a family in Co Cork...lol, before she suddenly went ' Ohhhhhhh!' and nearly died;-)

[tinkerbell23]

Awwww sweet jem!!


Nox that would work on me lol... Assuming u r goodlooking and like blondes haha

[NOX]

...well I like blondes ;-)

[craft1948]

Him: "I've been looking for you all of my life"

Me: "I'm not that old"

[rowanwitch]

All the good looking birds are taken..d'yer wanna dance

Excuse me my friends all think you are really good looking and I won the draw to talk to you first ....

I am looking for a suitable sperm donor but I want someone who doesn't want any involvement in any children

[andy-hughes]

I used to write a monthly magazine feature about nightclubs. A photogropher and I would trawl through groups of two and three ladies, and ask them a series of simple questions, and take their picture - made a two-page spread with anout twenty groups - and one of the questions was "What's the worst chat-uo line you have ever heard?, although some of them were quite funny -

Do you like group sex? No, me neither, just us two then?

Do you need an asprin? You haven't got a headache? Great, are we on for sex then?

And the most poignant of all, asked to a group of three, one of whom looked like a teenage Julie Christie. When asked what the worst chat-up line was, her, shall we say, less-dazzling friend piped up with some vigour with the gem - "That's easy, it's 'What's your mate called?'" Shame!

[tonyav]

andy, LOL.

[chaptazbru]

One ex actually said to me that old line 'do you come here often' and then he burst out laughing, it was his laugh that drew me to him. We dated for six years (on and off)!!