London Olympics.

[zabado]

A bloke says to his wife "I've bought some of those new Olympic condoms,Gold,Silver & bronze". "Which sort did you buy"said the wife?"He replied "for you darling nothing but the best, Gold of course". "Oh! thats a shame" she said "couldn't you have bought Silver and come second for a change".

[missprim]

Think I've heard this before but it still made me laugh.

[DTCwordfan]

very good............I shall use that.