Two Books...

[Jemisa]

Over 12s.....

Kids (15-16yr olds) in school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: cost - £29.99
Clinton: cost - £29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a *** artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either......

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

[micmak]

Jem.......where do you get them from ?

[nungate]

Good one!

[Jemisa]

Now that would be tellin' micmak, if I told you I then would have to kill you.
I then would lose my crown and we all would suffer.
Glad you're enjoying tho. :o))

jem

[missprim]

Another little gem for you jem.

[starone]

I'd like to read 'My Life'. Sounds interesting. lol.

[bibblebub]

where's it from? here it is in 2005 http://pressf1.pcworl...21e0e95637e3f8a592301

[marval]

Very good Jem

[JonnyBoy12]

Did you hear about the new 3D version of the film 'Titanic'?


It went down very well!

[Jemisa]

Johnny, all I can do is "Groan" :o(

jem

[Jemisa]

bibble, I never profess my jokes are NEW in fact some I remember from my youth but does it matter, as I always say the Oldies are the Goldies.

No the joke was sent by a friend,but where they got it from - who knows?
je,

[askyourgran]

Lol jem.