Flat screen

[Malandro]

My lcd computer screen has just started making soft hissing noises. It's just over a year old (out of waranty) has this happened to anyone else, can it be fixed?

[nigidivitch]

I suspect that you've got a quiet snake caught inside the screen - have you been watching lots of DVD's of reptiles per chance? All you need to do is remove the aforementioned serpent. Problem solved. Mind you, it might have a puncture...