Red Clothes Make You Fat

joggerjayne | 20:13 Mon 30th Apr 2012 | ChatterBank

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The BF went home today, so I consoled myself with some new running kit.

One of the bits I bought was a red Nike running top.

(did you know that NIKE don't SPONSOR THE OLYMPICS)

Anyway, I don't have many red clothes.

I'm not sure if I like it.

Is it just me, or do red clothes make you look fat?

And pale?

Or maybe I spent too much time eating toast this weekend.

Do all red clothes do this?

Not Virgin air stewardess uniforms, obviously, but all other red clothes.

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I wear red braces to keep my trousers up because I am fat.

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Crikey, I'm not sure I want clingy and showy clothes when I'm running.

Being sweaty and muddy looks bad enough, without having your bits on display!

all this talk of bits..before breakfast !!!...uurrghhh

Must get eyes tested - was convinced that this thread was going to be about red clothes causing flatulence ...

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Well, I was trying to avoid the word that seems to have taken over the web ...

... "pokies"

LOL

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