Your first txt of the day.......

[Smowball]

Was listening to radio this morning and they had a funny section where they asked listeners to text in the first txt that came through when they switched on their mobiles this morning. Some were so funny. Example:

" I've shaved the cat - will clear up the hair later" ???

"Ohhh, I really shouldn't have let you do that to me last night" lol

"That would only work if you stood on your head" Okaaay

I was most amused..

[ummmm]

Mine only takes an hour to charge.

[B00]

I got a funny one the other morning all down to predictive text.

Me to Mr Boo "you've forgotten to take your butties"
Him to me " yeah realised when I got to work i'd left my virtues (butties) in the kitchen"

[Smowball]

lol Boo.

( My phone isnt on when its being charged)

[tinkerbell23]

I get the funniest daftest txts from my friends xx

[gness]

Text from son....Hi Ma. How are you?
I replied........Fine. Just fed up trying to sort out Gran.
He received.....Fine.Just fed up trying to sort out Iran.
I received....Iran!!!!! What they hell are you doing there?

[ummmm]

lol

[Stephen_G]

My ONLY text of the morning (Nobody loves me - fudge them all...) was from O2 about the web bolt-on, and that I had to have £7.50 credit to enjoy it for another month. Hilarious.

The excitement literally doesn't start in my life.

[mccfluff]

lol judge

you can have all of my messages if you like

[Smowball]

And mine!

[EvianBaby]

The alarm on the iPhone doesn't go off still if you turn the phone off. I've fallen prey a few times.

The first text I got this morning...

"it's like an old pervet at the bus stop serenading you, or Herbert from family guy"

[Baldric]

Evian, should have said, when I turn my iphone off, I mean by muting the ringer, (button top left) if anyone calls you don't hear them but the alarm still works.