Is Gness The Dimmest

[gness]

person ever to be in charge of a laptop? On a different thread I couldn`t find the minus key which, although covered in Pollyfilla, I think I use automatically. More practise revealed I was hitting one with an arrow instead of ctrl which has white gloss paint on it.
Last week I couldn`t get the internet so my brother came twenty miles to sort it out. He tells me that the blue and orange lights mean on and off and is NOT a choice of.....Oh that orange is pretty, I`ll have that today.
OH despaired. Once let me on his computer to suss out a tiara making course. Somehow I logged in,,,is that the expression? to an illegal site in South America and BT cut off our phone for a week.
I do make a nice tiara though.

[DTCwordfan]

gness in action:

http://t1.ftcdn.net/j...n5viWCaf6BMDLVj5e.jpg

[jno]

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble- shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.

4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies.

5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.

6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

7. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

8. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.

9. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.

10. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

[DTCwordfan]

gness in action (2)

http://scienceblogs.c...d-Woman-computer.jpeg

[gness]

Craft. Well that`s where my mind was.
Jno. I feel quite bright now.
DT. Your first picture was me exactly when BJ grew huge and I was hitting all the wrong keys.