To all tired women out there...

[Jemisa]

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Dave had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Dave even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that........... Dave was too tired.'

God is good

(courtesy of TOWIE)

[shooty]

'God is good'
'Karma is a b!tch'. lol : )

[marval]

lol

[tenrec]

shooty I thought you had put Korma is a bitch!!
Good joke Jem.

[shooty]

It can be with the correct amount of spices ; )