Why oh why do we still enter this ridiculous travesty?
It's nearly as bent and incomprehensible as the EU - no, sorry, nothing's that bent.
The entire elected body had to resign twice for fraud, and the EU accounts have not been signed by its auditors for as long as I can remember.
GB is vastly unpopular in the EU, and we could have Madonna, Kathleen Jenkins and draft in Kylie Minogue, and we'd still come way down the list.
We don't even get Terry Wogan's comments any more, do we?