On the left side of my garden is an area of large pebbles (previous owner) to rival Brighton Beach and they need to be moved to the right hand side.
For part of each day this week I have been filling builder`s bags, lifting into a wheelbarrow, across the garden and tipping them out.
So why the hell has it only just dawned on me that if I put the empty bags in the barrow and then fill them I won`t have to pick up the full bags?
Thick or what? I tell you,my builder has a lot to answer for, flashing his tanned, muscular legs in my garden.
Top up the Guinness and back to the beach.x
Shoota. You must think I`m emptying the bags again I have just realised! Not that daft. Pebbles are going to Wilbarston, Peterborough and Honiton in their sacks.
He sounds very tasty!
If I were you, I'd have to keep 'finding' lots of extra jobs for him to do!
That wasn't actually supposed to sound as smutty as it does, but oh well!