British Monarchs.

[tonyav]

If you could have been any British King or Queen which one would it have been and why ?.
For myself Charles 2ND, you can work out why yourselves lol.

[DTCwordfan]

The AB steel is hot
All the welders are true
Man, what gness wants is one of you
Their work is tough
Their penile aim so true
Man it would be fun for Lady Gness, yes you
Dead of night and what lights do we see
One welder working as hard as can be
True to all with a little red packet, one white, and one blue
Lady Gness has three boyfriends, exhausted but hard as true

[humbersloop]

Honestly, they'd have your reputation in tatters this lot....

[sunny-dave]

Is 'reputation' marine code for 'underwear' ?

[humbersloop]

lol dave, what passes for smalls anyway ;)

[gness]

Really! I nip off to exhaust a welder and look what happens!

Off again to stock up on Charlie`s oranges.

[sunny-dave]

I'm still worried that my union flag boxers are upside down ...

[tonyav]

Hey DT that reply by gness on the pint glasses thread describing how she drinks a pint of Guinness certainly took care of the other part of the welding business nudge nudge wink wink lol.

[humbersloop]

Fear not dave, this one was a gem:

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1102611.html

Anyway, back at Court...

[DTCwordfan]

At lunchtime Lady Gness bought a huge orange -
The size of it made us all laugh.
She peeled it and shared it with Tony and Dave -
They got quarters and Gness had a half.
And that orange, it made her so happy,
As ordinary things often do
Just lately. The recent erection. Her welder in the dark.
This is peace and Lady-like contentment. It's new.
The rest of the day was quite easy.
Gness did all the jobs on her list, ironing too
And enjoyed them' so she had some time for our verbal doo.
She loves us. We're glad we exist even if we're in the Irish glue.

[tonyav]

I think she will appesiate that one DT, I know I do.

[tonyav]

Appreciate even.

[gness]

Gness has been in the garden,
And for this she implores your pardon.
She had a quick peek,
And spotted a leak,
Now directed towards next door`s garden.


What I can do with a length of hose is nobody`s business.

[tonyav]

Lady gness, I have decided to promote you, you will now be known as the Duchess of innuendo.

[gness]

`Tis a true story,Sir.

[tonyav]

I do not disbelieve you, Duchess.

[tiggerblue10]

QEI, she is my heroine.