Pay Back's a Bitch

[mibn2cweus]

A very shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 200 quid?!"

Attribution: http://www.citehr.com...nt.html#ixzz1x3qc0Yfx

[jabuchanjx]

LOL good one
Bet she never read about that being a response in any psych books

[wildwood]

He he he he.

[mibn2cweus]

No better teacher than experience . . . eh?

[Old_Geezer]

I saw this sketch first on the Two Ronnies. Good one.

[sunny-dave]

Cracker :+)

[marval]

Have heard it before, still a good one though.