Toilet Dilemma

[EvianBaby]

I was putting the freshly washed towels in the toilet at work this morning as I opened one out a giant wasp - around the size of a small country - flew out of the towel. I had the natural reaction of screeming, running out of the loo and slamming the door behind me.

Now I realllllyyyy need a wee but that wasp is in there somewhere, hiding, waiting for when I'm at my most vulnerable point and then it'll pounce.

What do I do!!!!!!!

[EvianBaby]

I did wonder why I was having to take them home to wash on a daily basis ;)

Opening the door gives him total access to my office. It's kill or be killed.

[divegirl]

Just catch it in a glass and stop being a baby!

Lisa x

ps I wouldn't be saying that if it were a spider....would be crying like a bitch lol

[rowanwitch]

http://badboyso.ipowe...-giant-hornet-495.jpg

[EvianBaby]

Phew! Subdued him with a bit of Mr Sheen and then gave him a big wack with a paper. I knew all those copies of the Sun would be useful for something.

Was was a seriously big bugger.

I'm now free to refil my bladder with more lovely tea.

[Smowball]

Lol just hope his big brother isnt about! : )

[divegirl]

Or his Dad!

[EcclesCake]

A huge spider walked across my living room floor one day, I jumped up grabbed a colander and trapped the beast. I then went looking for something to kill it with, I could only find air-freshener but concluded that as it has eight armpits it probably needed a touch 'deodorant' which would hopefully suffocate the monster. Mr Cake was away on business and the colander remained in the middle of the living room floor for several days until I was sure it was dead or at least too weak to run away when I gingerly lifted the colander to suck it up in the hoover.

p.s. Don't wasps send out a pheromone funeral invitation when they die???

[rowanwitch]

yes...its a help me signal so if you kill one use a strong spray that can mask the odours

[firewatch]

if it had been a cranes fly you'd be looking out for the 'cranes' get it??

[jno]

better not go down to the West Country, then

http://farm1.staticfl...7fb0e5d026_z.jpg?zz=1

[craft1948]

I must admit to having an EXTREMELY large spider in the garage (it frightens the dog) and unfortunately the cleaner spotted it on Wednesday. Her screams were heard by the postman who decided to jump the garden wall to rescue her............................she was quite embarrassed.

[chaptazbru]

Eccles that was a really mean cruel thing to do ....

[EcclesCake]

Chapta...the deed with the air freshener or mentioning the pheromone thing????

[emmie]

have you got a can of Raid, spray first, then go in.

[askyourgran]

No I think chaptaz meant using the copies of the Sun, someone must read them.