Life or death

[magicmick]

Rescue party find man dead in middle of Sahara Desert he had plenty of water,medicine, etc, but the one thing that would have saved him was left unused, what was it?

[Wharton]

parachute

[Wharton]

unopened

[Answerprancer]

...that's the end of that then ! Next ?

[magicmick]

Am I comeing out with old ones or are they to easy or both
Nice one wharton

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Bananas! Oh, sorry, thought I was in the surreal thread. ;)

[Wharton]

When you need it you throw it out.
When you don't need it you bring it in.
It is...?

[TheWinner]

An anchor.

[magicmick]

I thought it was a parachute lol

[Mamyalynne]

A bus driver was heading down a street in London. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

[Wharton]

was he walking?

[Mamyalynne]

Correct

[tank1960]

he was not driving the bus?