For 2shortplanks...The Duck Incident

[gness]

End of last year I was quite poorly and behind with the Christmas shopping. Friends and family said for goodness sake Gness use the internet,we do it`s great. After much persuasion I went on a gift site or whatever it`s called and found a snazzy science museum spaceship or something which was ideal for step grandson.
Had a drink to pluck up courage and placed the order. Now it was one drink and I know I did it properly. An email confirmed this so I phoned everyone to let them know I was now ordering on line and wasn`t it great. Couldn`t wait for the delivery man who got a sloppy kiss and a long explanation about how computer savvy I was getting.
Ripped open the parcel and found myself staring at a flipping great yellow plastic duck with an enormous, really enormous dick! Lord I must have stared at it for twenty minutes!
So that was my one and only foray into buying online.

[mccfluff]

lol rowan

but i'm sulking now

[rowanwitch]

relationship breakdown at the fluff residence... shes not talking to herself