DOH.

[tonyav]

It is a loverly afternoon here bright sunny and warm, so a little earlier I thought I would go for a cruise in the Saab. So I get the car out of the garage puts the roof down and puts on Armani sun glasses, to get to the main road where I live I have to drive down our road which is tree lined. So of I go cruising down our road when suddenly I felt a thunk on my right shoulder, I have a look and it's a great dollop of bird crap ( that does not look cool ) on my very nice FCUK shirt. So I turn the car around and go back home to change my shirt, gets in the house and changes shirt Mrs av is taking great glee in extracting the urine out of me while she is rofl. Anyway if a bird craps on you is it a sign of good luck ?.

[gness]

If you had to guess which to genteel ladies on here owned flame throwers..?

[Tilly2]

No, Tony I went to The Place in Hanley. Much more refined.

[Hopkirk]

Well done, agent pigeon.