It's very exciting here today

[craft1948]

For some reason the old chap across the road decided on an unusual manouevre to get out of his driveway.
His daughter's car was parked behind his, but rather than ask her to move it he decided to try and get round it.
After too'ing and fro'ing several times he unfortunately put his foot down too hard (this guy must be in his 80's).
He has smashed the front end of his daughter's car, careered across his neighbour's lawn and successfully smashed said neighbour's front door in with the rear of his car....................the police have just arrived.

[craft1948]

lol I rang my mate up who lives in the next village...............she came round in case I was upset. Yeah right, she's been gawping out of the window absolutely enthralled (she's not subtle like me)

[gness]

How good is your friend at describing policemen?

[craft1948]

I'm not sure "phwoar yes please" is what you really want to here from a 75 year old.

[gness]

Oh I don`t know Crafty. :-)