AB radio show author in bike theft drama

[sunny-dave]

You may recall that gness despatched the AB hitman (sunny-dave aka 'moped boy') with instructions to 'sort out' the errant author, before any more lurid tales of cleavages, bums and massage parlours could be published.

It appears not to have gone quite according to plan after the motorised gannet 'went technical'.

Whilst he was fetching a replacement puffin, CCTV pictures clearly show Mrs Overall making off with moped boy's Honda 50 ...

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[tenrec]

LOL

[gness]

I`m so sorry SD. :-( Not my best idea then?

[mrs_overall]

And you have fingerprints on your bike to prove this alleged theft?

[marval]

Nice one

[gness]

Oh this is lovely....both of you! I`ve just dropped 3,000,000 individually boxed beads and the lids came off. I needed cheering.

[sunny-dave]

you have fingerprints on your bike to prove this alleged theft

Genuine Marigolds all have individual fingerprints moulded in - and I'm sure someone of Mrs O's calibre wouldn't have been wearing cheap 'pondshop' imitations ...

[mrs_overall]

Where is Barmaid when I need her?

[gness]

Barmaid is ogling a policeman in Crafty`s street.

[sunny-dave]

Is that a truncheon in his pocket ....

[mrs_overall]

BTW I want to speak to Barmaid to ask her advice on libel...not because I am admitting guilt to the alleged offence.

[gness]

I thought he had put his truncheon in the boot of the police car but Crafty says it was the elderly man across the road.

[rowanwitch]

Why would they put an elderly man in the boot of a car?

[albaqwerty]

I thought they'd put the truncheon in the elderly man. Weird.