The chavs prayer ..

[Traci66]

Daughter just showed me this from Facebook.

Our Father who art in prison
Mother knows not his name
Thy shoplifting be done
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBOs
As we happy slap those
Who give evidence against us
And lead us, not into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdom
The blueberry and the blackberry
Forever and ever
Innit.

[daffy654]

Blueberry? should that be Burberry?

[tonyav]

Very good Traci.

[erin-x]

Innit.... :-)

[excelsior-1]

superb traci.

brought a smile to my face.

thank you

[Traci66]

Yes daffy, Burberry, daughter was reading it out, I stand corrected.

[Smowball]

Wicked! Respect! (flings baseball cap off...... : )

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Oh I thought you meant blueberry weed. I know too much :))

[cazzz1975]

jjb sports is a bit upmarket, sportsworld is better

[Maydup]

Brilliant - love it traci

[Duncer]

Neds and chavs, the only people in the world who shop at JJB for evening wear.

[dotty.]

never mind jjb, have you ever been in sports direct? it's like a jumble sale and everything has six price tags and 20 security tags, it's like a beduin market they hang stuff above your head totally out of reach. i got lost, completely disorientated and not a member of staff in sight.

[Duncer]

Things are out of reach so that the spotty little scrotes in Kappa tracksuits can't grab them and leg it.

[Dee Sa]

Like it

[commoner]

Like it?..Yes I LOL..... but I must say i am surprised that there hasn't been at least one ABer screaming that it is sacriledge to poke fun at The Lord's Prayer.

[Duncer]

..........or some hand wringing social worker telling us that it is wrong to stigmatise chavs and neds, and that it verges on racism, as if the spotty little wastes of a carcass will ever be of any use.

[whiskeryron]

it is sacriledge to poke fun at The Lord's Prayer. it is wrong to stigmatise chavs and neds, and that it verges on racism.

There ya go.

W Ron.