I bet I am the only person on AB who...

[mrs_overall]

...has a piece of a plastic lever superglued to their finger

[woofgang]

barmaid there's another probate q in law, it looks like a real one, about spanish wills

[Barmaid]

Oh crumbs Woofgang, I've just seen it. I think that needs a "non wine adled" brain!!! I'll answer tomorrow.

[welshlibranr]

oh mrs o, you seem to be as good as me with superglue, my OH hides it away from me these days since I tried to glue a foot back onto a wooden duck ornament, and instead stuck it to my fingers!............really hurt removing it, it took the skin with it!...............lol...........

[mrs_overall]

Welsh, I know what you mean. It took me ages to find the glue in Mr O's hiding place in the shed

[parkie]

Better get it off pdq Mrs O before you start typing your next exciting instalment.

[sherrardk]

I'm not allowed to use superglue.

[lcg]

lets face it....some of you should never be allowed access to superglue!

[ChuckFickens]

A guy I used to work with managed to super glue his finger up his nose at work.

He has to be taken to A&E, as soon as somebody stopped laughing enough to drive him there.

[mrs_overall]

Chuck, that is so funny. I bet he never lived it down

[flump1]

Yay you win that one Mrs O x

[starone]

Could be worse Mrs. O. You could be permanently glued to the sewing machine.

[Zacs-Master]

That gives me an idea about Mrs Zacs and the cooker. Mmmm.....?

[petal54]

you're not really 'Howard' off last of the summer wine are you?.mind you it could be alot worserer

[Clanad]

Please use caution when picking your nose... the results of a frontal lobotomy are usally disatrous...