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rowanwitch | 12:39 Fri 29th Jun 2012 | ChatterBank

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The Ab Girls went hunting men
On a friday night
They thought it was a good idea
To set a barn alight
The fire engines all turned up
With hoses and they knew
Their luck would not be in that night
They sent a female crew

They went out on Saturday
in high heels and glitz
they ended up in a cellar bar
And they'd flirt and flash their.....
They looked around to see if they
Had caused a fuss and bother
To find the men were making eyes
and dancing with one another

They felt despondant at this point
They wondered what to do
They wandered past the dockyard
Feeling rather blue
But finally their fortunes changed
They got their chance to sin
With Nato on manoevres
The whole bl00dy fleet was in

So as they stumbled homeward
Snogged till lips were raw
They looked at one another
And winced at what was sore
They all said together
To the ab chaps great sorrow
Okay girls ..we're up for this
they'll still be here tomorrow

You are not going to believe this.

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Charity

Brilliant!

Tilly2

You obviously have a talent for this sort of thing rowan. Poetry writing and making mischief. Fantastic.
Have a good last day at work. Don't forget to tidy out your desk and delete all the history on your computer.

rowanwitch

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doing it as I go along...

cupid04

And leave some kippers in one of the desks [not yours or they will know it was you!]

rowanwitch

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there is an open bottle of bilk on the floor in the corner behind a filing cabinet and i will leave the window open so the pigeons can get in and out

Tilly2

Hide all the teaspoons.

gness

Rowan you are a star!!!! Uniforms! Uniforms!
Who`s nicked my Savlon?????

rowanwitch

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It'll be a coach party tomorrow

humbersloop

Pint and clutch bag ready rowan...

rowanwitch

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The second night the girls went out
The sailors were all waiting
They'd made a proper effort
For the gals who came a'dating
They all stood to attention
And all the girls went phew
The frigate on the starboard side
Had a scottish naval crew

From low down on the dock side
The girls stared all a fluster
Gness got all excited
As every one passed muster
Alba climbed the ladder
Not to miss a thing
All the girls just volunteers
for a highland fling

Four and twenty naval boys sailed from Inverness
When the night was over there were four and twenty less
For down in private cabains
Hot and hard to draw a breath
The Ab witches coven
Bonked them all to death