Went to see my doctor today about my failing memory...

[sandyRoe]

'How would you decide when an older person should consider going into a home?', I asked.
'Well', he said, 'I fill up a bath, then give them a teaspoon, a cup, and a bucket. Then I ask them to empty the bath.'
'Right', I said. 'I suppose a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the cup and the teaspoon and would empty the bath quicker.'
'No,' he said. 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the window?'

[mazie]

LOL sandy, you can have a bed next to mine :o)

[EcclesCake]

Fantastic, I'm not ready for the knackers yard yet!

[marval]

lol

[humbersloop]

sandy, nice

[starone]

Should have put this one in the jokes section sandy. At least, I presume it's a joke!!

[cecil39]

No it can't be a joke, i'm still thinking how I would do it.

[Kiki-frog]

Good one, Sandy

[Hopkirk]

What was the question?

[parkie]

Duh. I bet the bucket had a hole in it.

[askyourgran]

Great, looks like I qualify. I guess they'll have to open an AB Care Home, Rowan as Matron and Tinks as nurse for the Mens ward. Not sure about one for the ladies.

[humbersloop]

Isn't that MOFC ayg?

[askyourgran]

MOFC is a weekend retreat - non residential, humber and the Home for the Bewildered is next door, (they keep dragging me in there). I think we could do with residential care home ably supervised by Mamya and other Health professionals, Sqad of course can sort the blokes out.

[factor-fiction]

Hi Starbuckone- maybe your memory is failing if you have forgotten that you once told this joke on here
http://www.theanswerb.../Question1120825.html

[HowardKennitby]

Hear about how bad it gets

[starone]

I know factor, but I didn't want to upset him, and what the hell, it's still funny.

[humbersloop]

"how bad it gets" howard??

drums fingers on floor - thinks, is there anything else I can do while I'm down here...

[starone]

That was really funny howard. Had me gasping with laughter. Thanks.

[sandyRoe]

See, I told you my memory wasn't what it was. I must have read Starbuckone's post and somehow conflated it into my own.