Celebrate in Style ........

[Gizmonster]

A young guy walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskeys. The barman asks, "are you celebrating something?"
The guy replies, "yea, my 1st BJ today."
The barman replies, "nice one pal, let me buy you one as well."
The guy says, "Nah, it's okay. If these 10 don't get rid of the taste, one more won't help."

[starone]

Yucky, but funny.

[tenrec]

funneeee!

[tonyav]

LOL.

[excelsior-1]

in a similar vein ...

young lad goes to his father to share the excitement of his first sexual encounter.
father says "sit down and tell me about it"

"i can't - my bum still hurts"