Wanted ladies of a certain age or younger to form Answerbank coven....
Experience of herbs and potions useful . Black pointy hats will not be needed if enough occult jewellery is worn. White and black magic acceptable along with the 50 shades of grey in between
No cats, but I did listen very intently to a radio magazine article last week about some pillock who poisoned his fish pond by mistaking hemlock leaves for cow parsley or something. Does that count?