the Girls adventures continue

[rowanwitch]

On the third nightof this chapter
the AB ladies had a rest
Repaired their hair and make up
and Alba stitched her vest
They soaked in various bathtubs
Across the AB land
And thought about the next night
And what they all had planned

They all rummaged in their wardrobes
Dug out their Jimmy Choos
Because they thought their chances
Would be improved by FM shoes
Their skirts were merely pelmets
their tops were rather low
Because they thought twould save them time
No knickers wore they though
Craft did find a G string
Fron her misspent youth
but it cut her bum like cheesewire
Until she whispered strewth
This is the bloody last time
I'm going on the prowl
With all the AB ladies
And Mrs Overowl

They gathered at the voddie bar
and down a shot or two
They staggered to the nightclub
At 0 0 3 2
At 0033 Theyed mostly switched to gin
feeling all excited
There were 50 stag nights in
Lots of desperate men folk
Out for on last fling
Giving up their freedom
for the matrimonal thing
the club had got a problem
The stripper didn't show
So fluff and Mazie said that they
Would get up and have a go
Draped around the central pole
Her ankles in the air
Mazie hung suspended
While fluffy flashed her pair

The other ladies joined them
Cavorting on the stage
The blokes all got excited
Tho some girls were twice their age
As The girls took turns around the pole
Some moved onto Laps
The place was just an uproar
Of horny hungry chaps
The girls led a procession
To the nearest premier in
Many a vow was broken
Before the morning light came in

The AB sisters took their leave
Still in a boozy haze
Went back past the dockyard
To see their sailor slaves
they ogled all the uniforms
And what was held within
Planned to see them later
As another night drew in..

[gness]

Hi Shoota! Think the habit kicked me. Says something when even the church won`t have you. I think they should have risen to the challenge myself.

[shoota]

Sorry, I meant - I'm glad you kicked the habit......:-)

[rowanwitch]

inspiration there I think...

[gness]

Oh Shoota.....;-)

[gness]

Hi Rowan. Are we doing OK in your absence?

[DTCwordfan]

gness as a nun, I'm now spitting tea across my keyboard with that image - bit like those Sister movies with Whoopie Golddigger.

Reminds me of the Mother Superior who called the nuns together.

"I'm afraid, sisters, that we have a case of diarrohea in the convent."

A voice from the back, à la gness's, "Thank God, I was getting sick of that Chardonnay."

Brilliant, Rowan - fun to read, keep 'em coming, so to speak and no double-entendre meant.....or was there?

[tonyav]

For some reason that song by Cool & The Gang, Ladies Night keeps coming to mind !

[gness]

Well DT. Maybe Mother Superior was right after all. I just thought our local convent needed livening up a bit.
Enjoyed the tale.
I much prefer Rowan`s coven though. :-)

[lady-janine]

rowan - thank you so much. loved it. lol

[lady-janine]

tony - you told me that all your bits and bobs were so much better since i massaged them with vaseline. i even washed off all that powder first.

[lady-janine]

DT - i thought it was gon not dia the mother superior found a case of.your version is much cleaner than the one i have been told.

[mrs_overall]

Brilliant rowan. You are very talented xx