Dratted Toffee :=(

[sunny-dave]

Allowed my sweet tooth to get the better of me & stuffed a Cadburys Chocolate Eclair in my mouth - well it looked lonely in the bowl on the conference room table.

I didn't remember them having crunchy bits in ... but that turned out to be the filling that it had just removed :+(

No pain - just a very sharp edge now busy destroying my tongue.

Dentist - Monday Morning .... wonderful :((

[tonyav]

I have found that pork scratchings are also very good tooth busters.

[sunny-dave]

Yeah - but if you will eat pigs' toenails ...


(sorry pixi)

[tonyav]

Well I did fancy a bag dave ( well until now that is ).

[Sipowicz]

I saw the title and thought "What have I done now"!

[sunny-dave]

^^ bust answer ^^^

[mrs_overall]

Mr O's toenails look like pork scratchings :-(

[Psybbo]

Definitel no toe-sucking then?

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Don't do the temp filling thing. It meant a LOT more drilling for me when I used it. :(

[Tilly2]

Peanut brittle's good for breaking your teeth on. (Trying to get away from Mr.O's toenails, ugh!)

[mrs_overall]

Sibton, I'd rather perform bowel surgery on myself with a stick than go near Mr O's feet

[Hopkirk]

Why can we not just tell our tongues to lie still, and stop exploring sharp edges on teeth?

[Jemisa]

If you've got a metal nail file gently file the jagged tooth , it worked for me till I got to the dentist.

jem

[askyourgran]

Oh jem you've set my teeth on edge.

I lost a filling while on a coach going to our holiday resort. Someone offered me a soft centred mint which became instantly attracted to my filling I had to take the softmint out of my mouth and pull the filling out of it. I had a jagged rough tooth so I used to put the filling back in until we went for a meal for a whole week while we were on holiday. On the plane back home I swallowed it.

[RATTER15]

Jem, I done the same with the file.

My Dentist specifically warned me about chocolate eclairs only last week.

[sunny-dave]

Well my lovely dentist has put me back together again (although he was making potentially expensive "it needs a crown really" noises).

Can't feel half of face, can't speak without dribbling, no solid food for 24hrs ... looks like the wine will get a seeing to later ...

[gness]

Jelly babies in future,Dave.

[sunny-dave]

Fluff reckons it should be 'Flumps' whatever they are ...

[tonyav]

All back to normal then, dave.

[tonyav]

Flumps = marsh mellow sweeties dave.

[gness]

Your time will come Tony.
Flumps....??