to LADYALEX and MRS_OVERALL

[excelsior-1]

although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.

so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-

my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.

hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.

[wolf63]

If you are going to need more prizes I could donate a carrier bag of shed cat fur. It comes in black and white only. If you want another prize I could give you a wheelie bin with two cats in it.

[DTCwordfan]

remember to read - you may be included in the poetry contribution......

[excelsior-1]

DT.
did you say that for me?

if so, i'll read tomorrow evening

[Mamyalynne]

I know this is not addressed to myself, but as her Ladyship is unavailable this evening, it falls to me as general factotum and old retainer to open up, your apologies will be noted and your presence missed.

[excelsior-1]

mamya.
my apologies - i had forgotten that you were temporary host this week.
have a good evening, courier should be there very soon.

[boxtops]

mamya, I hope you have a clinical waste bin at le Manoir, in order to dispose of excel's elastoplast :-)

[mrs_overall]

I don't know why this is addressed to me because
a) I am only a guest at the MOFC at the Manor
b) I don't think I am terribly welcome after I described Lady Alex and Lady Janine as "smelling faintly of wet dog and moth balls"
c) I can't attend because I have run out of coats

I hope those of you who attend have a pleasant evening

[Mamyalynne]

Boxy be assured all clinical waste is handled very carefully.

MrsO and a very esteemed guest you are too - those 'Titled' sort get a bit huffy about comments of whiffs etc... I wouldn't worry too much.

As regards the coats - you know who is responsible for those,best to have a word with him.

Just a hint, he was last seen at the car boot sale in 'Withering by the Wilt' yesterday (don't say I mentioned it)

[Lie-in King]

Indeed Matron, the "I wouldn't be seen dead in that" lost property cupboard was rather full...

[DTCwordfan]

You could always come and visit us naked.......

[petal54]

Hi De Hi,
just to say that may not be available for straw seeping duties,due to the the moat flooding,but will send on a half (eaten by the cat) tin of pilchards,a mixed bag of drumsticks & a sock

[Dee Sa]

hi Dee ho
my donations are ;-
fur balls from our beloved cat aptly named Violet Elizabeth Bott plus my bro-in-law who is an absolute waste of space and resides at Chez Sa.