I've got the blind man coming round today for a fitting...............

[craft1948]

Should I keep my clothes on or risk it?

[snags]

A blind man walks into a store with his guide dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog madly over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

[craft1948]

Nets!! I've never had nets...............they have those on council estates.

[jno]

well if they're Roman blinds watch out for Roman hands

[craft1948]

I've given fluff best answer as it has to be one of the worst answers I've ever seen.

[mrs_overall]

How does a blind parachutist know when he is approaching the ground?
His dog lead goes slack

[craft1948]

That's more like it mrs_o.................the more non PC the better!!

[snags]

"I'm thinking of buying a labrador".

"Really? Have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

[jno]

"Can I do it till I need glasses?"

[craft1948]

pmsl...............

[mccfluff]

whaaaaaaat?

[sunny-dave]

I have peered through crafty's nets - could I be pregnant ?

[craft1948]

As I have never had nets you must also be blind...............

[sunny-dave]

sorry typo - 'flaps' ;)

[snags]

Did you see the light?

[craft1948]

No, but he kept banging his head on the light....................

[craft1948]

Craig this is serious...............he was due here at 4pm I hope he hasn't got lost.

[mazie]

Well if he can't see where he's going you can expect him to be a little late craft.

[askyourgran]

A real blind man then if he's got lost.