My friend thinks we(us lot here) are all mental!......

[Smowball]

Had left my laptop open and a friend popped over. Whilst I was making a cup of tea she looked at the screen, which was open on some old questions I had answered. The one that caught her attention was one from Albaquerty - " afternoon tea at 3"

"Sooo," she said - "you are talking to somebody who is having a pretend afternoon tea"
"umm, yep"
"And she has made pretend tea and coffee, and sandwiches...."
"umm, yep, and cakes!"
" and you've pretended to go and take a pretend quiche...."
"And a bottle of wine!" I added........

" Okaaaaay, I think you lot need help."

I don't know what she means!

[firewatch]

tee hee!

[Smowball]

LOL eccles, I think the cheese scones are still about .May I add a pretend bottle of dry white wine and some champers?

[excelsior-1]

this is your pretend friend excelsior-1.

i'm pretending to type this whilst standing on my head and balancing a naked gymnast on my feet.

enjoy your pretend evening.

[chi-chi66]

mmmm...my choice of location eh! now I wonder where I should choose...

[EcclesCake]

Cheese scones, wine and fizz!!! I'm starting to forget that an evil Dr injected pure pain into my shoulder this afternoon.......

[Smowball]

Why thankyou excelsior - and may I give you a pretend hug? x

[Smowball]

Eccles - was it a real or a pretend doctor? ; )

[excelsior-1]

any time you like ... as many times as possible.

[ladyalex]

Has she ever looked in Quizzes and Puzzles on a Saturday evening after 8pm?We admit to madness there...

[albaqwerty]

eccles, got some chutney as well x

Crafty, after the afternoon I've had, if you don't mind I'll take a slurp of gin. (Bus driver indicating and didn't bother turning into said street, and I get the horn blast and the finger. He couldn't drive for toffee)

Afternoon Excel x

[excelsior-1]

hello alba.

long time since this morning at 'rediculous o'clock'.

hope you have had a good day. X

[albaqwerty]

Not too bad thank you, apart from afore-mentioned bus-driver. That number of bus does not follow that route either. I'm now livid as opposed to shaking now.
Hope your shift went well.
Love J.R Justice, that was a very good picture you had of him.

[excelsior-1]

thank you.

you're not on my waiting list, and i cannot remember if you've had one or not --- would you like one?

[Smowball]

One what?? ; 0

[albaqwerty]

you kindly offered me one on Saturday afternoon, but I declined as have other commitments. I think I just drooled over Kiki's selection (not Kiki herself, obviously!)
If I may just ponder for a while? .. Thank you.

[albaqwerty]

Smow, go and feel the pulse :-D

(oooh afternoon suggestive digestives!!)

[Smowball]

Smut corner!lol

[lady-janine]

hey crafty cannot have all the gin. that just cannot be allowed. i will make representations to a higher authority if that is what is happening.