ChatterBank3 mins ago
Friday the 13th
42 Answers
I'm not superstitious but today has not gone well and its only 9.23
wake up to see fatty hairy arse inches from my face
stumble down to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and put my hands on his stinky pants he left hanging from the door handle as "a joke"
walk to work - starts raining i;ve forgotten my brolly
Go to sainsburys - high point- get free cookies but go to till to pay for rest of the items and they won;t accept my £50 so had to scrabble for change in my bag
then get to work, some Snag has left a tap running which ended up flooding upstairs/downstairs
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and what's next, what could possible happen to me next?
wake up to see fatty hairy arse inches from my face
stumble down to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and put my hands on his stinky pants he left hanging from the door handle as "a joke"
walk to work - starts raining i;ve forgotten my brolly
Go to sainsburys - high point- get free cookies but go to till to pay for rest of the items and they won;t accept my £50 so had to scrabble for change in my bag
then get to work, some Snag has left a tap running which ended up flooding upstairs/downstairs
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and what's next, what could possible happen to me next?
Answers
A year next week, July 21st. The day that proper summer will start, you mark my words, you heard it from me first. We call her Scarlett Sunshine, and so the sun will shine at her birthday party (just a select few of us - like, 40+, she's a popular girl who loves socialising) and will keep on shining for 3 months afterwards in her honour.
12:27 Fri 13th Jul 2012