The Answerbank Radio Show - Village Fete Programme

[mrs_overall]

The forthcoming 112th Answerbank Under the Wold Village Fete programme will be as follows:

Security - Murraymints
Lost Property - Lie in King
Donkey Derby - Stokemaveric
Bash the Rat - Tonyav
Pick-a (highlighter)-Pen - AOG
Hook a Chook - Ratter
Kiddies Carved Turnip Contest - judged by Loftie Lottie
Beer tent - Gness & Jan57
Guess the Weight of the Safe - Marval
Home Made Cake Stall - Boo

Displays throughout the day on the village green will include:

Juggling display - Clannad
Feline Acrobatic Display (including burning hoops) - McFluff & Wolf
Sheep Shearing Display - DTCrosswordfan
Unicycle Display - Sunny-Dave
Dancing Goat Display - Tenrec
Owl Display - Mick Talbot

Side tents:
Fortune Telling by Madame Craft
Alternative Therapies (over 18's with a high pain threshold only) Rowan, Eccles & Traci

On the River Cess: Synchronised Pedallo Display - Humber, Seadogg & Divegirl

This year there will be attempts on TWO world records!

1. World record for eating the most tinned gooseberries in 3 minutes (current record is 18 tins)
Contenders: Em10, JJ, BigJack
2. World record for most ferrets down the trousers (current world record is 27 ferrets)
Contenders: Excelsior, Rev. Venator, Tonyav

Plus many more attractions. Support your village fete!

The Committee (Lady Janine, Lady Alex, TTFN & AYG) would like to thank the sponsor of the fete, Mrs Overall, for her outstanding generosity.

We look forward to seeing you there!

[Lie-in King]

alba - lost property, surely?..

[albaqwerty]

;-D

'Would the parents of the Smith child please note that their son is not lost and is happily gorging on the crumbs which B00 somehow dropped'

I know, hard to believe.

[Mick-Talbot]

My owl show will be a real head turner ;0)

[Smowball]

This fete is still open? lol

[Flyhalf]

I'm glad I'm on the first WR attempt!
Teeth allowed?

[excelsior-1]

i regret i must remove myself from the ferret challenge.

after the death of my faithful raccoon, i'm in no frame of mind to interact with any mammals at the moment.

my apologies.

i shall still attend - either as a spectator to all the goings on or, a participent in any other endeavour that mrs_overall decides.

[DaisyNonna]

May I help with the washing up? Need to be needed.

[askyourgran]

Lets hope craft is 5ft 8 this week or she'll be dragged into the dwarf throwing contest.