Anyone want any mackerel?

[mrs_overall]

Mr O & youngest Junior O went fishing separately and they have kindly presented me with 20 mackerel to gut and clean. Any takers?

[boxtops]

I'd clean them and put them in the freezer!

[Mick-Talbot]

no

I binned about 5 a few weeks ago.


Any canned in olive oil spare .... I will have em.

[ummmm]

Can you fillet them?

[tonyav]

For eating or slapping purposes ?

[JonnyBoy12]

An Irishman had found a box of fresh fish in the street and wanting to do the right thing he took it to the nearer Police Station. He was told to come back in 6 weeks and if noone had claimed it then it was his to keep forever.

[gness]

I`ll have some MrsO.

Tony. My cookery teacher really did slap my face with a wet fish. Stings but was strangely funny....well the class laughed.

[tonyav]

LOL @ gness, could have been worse ( a slap on the @rse for instance ).

[funnygirl]

There is no R in the month. That means you cannot eat mackerel.
But that doesn't bother me, send them all to me.

[mrs_overall]

The freezer already has loads of mackerel in from last week

[Psybbo]

Yes please, gutted and descaled first

[gness]

You know that from experience Tony?

[mrs_overall]

My life is one long round of sheer pleasure. Ironing yesterday, gutting fish today. I can hardly contain my excitement wondering what tomorrow will bring

[tonyav]

Maybe !, gness. lol

[shaman]

depends what beach your on?

[Mick-Talbot]

I think seeing the worms put me off :0(

[2unicorns]

yUM YUM PUT THEM IN THE FREEZER IF YOU HAVE ROOM

[excelsior-1]

shall i come over and clean/gut them for you?

[mrs_overall]

thanks for the offer excelsisor but I've finished them.
That's another pair of marigolds ruined