Gness and Daughter.....

[gness]

.....disagree about this. I`m right and she worries for my safety. (or sanity)

I had to collect a missed parcel today from the Post Office depot. The chap before me collected a large parcel of clothing, a bit like a catalogue parcel.
When I came out he had torn it open and thrown the plastic wrapping on the pavement.
I picked it up, brought it home, folded it neatly, put it in an envelope and posted it back to him.....minus a stamp.
Now he will have to pay postage if he is at home when it is delivered or collect it from the depot where he, the litter-bug, dropped it.
Daughter is raising her eyebrows but that could be because I also had a bit of an accident with the cheese balls in our deli on the way home.
So, am I right or crazy?
Dangerous question on this site I know.

[tonyav]

Dave and the barman, gness.

[Psybbo]

ayg, even moreso when he has to pay for delivery!

[gness]

Tamirra and AYG. On my wavelength! Would love to see his face. :-)

Tony. On Dave`s harem gathering expedition I took him for lunch and a game of boule. I had to ask the barman if we could play with his balls...much to Dave`s surprise. :-)

[tonyav]

Big LOL gness, wish I could have been there, ( gawd that's cracked me up ) LOL.

[Maydup]

I wish I'd have thought of that gness. I'm really proud of you an only wish I could see his face when he opens it!

[DTCwordfan]

Verse to Patrick the Delicatessen Owner

Gness - Let them go, please let them go
To my wide collection of bouncing balls
Strange structure of round and purple color
Please, please, let them go,
Don’t forget the Barman's others.
Scream, I scream, there is no way
I cannot show them,
I pray, please show them my cheesy collection
Of bouncing testicular balls
No shame, all color blues and red, all forms count.
Don’t forget the others,
The other ABers, they can shout, they can call.
They all count.
Let their balls go, please let them go
To their wide collection of testicular cheesy balls.

[tonyav]

LOL, brilliant DT.

[rockyracoon]

Gness, that's the best thing I've heard for ages, you've inspired me!

[pizza]

another verse in sympathy ....

So Patrick our gness is not fit out
"what's happening to my balls" you did shout
Your display ended up in a such disarray
"I'm sorry" our gness she did say
Your balls ended up spread across the floor
And your balls went out the front door
A new order is now needed for Patricks store
Because his cheesy balls are no more

[petal54]

He'll just not accept it & it'll be delivered to him anyway,this happened to me when missed stamping a postcard for a comp

[gness]

Brilliant DT and Pizza. Thank you. Wonder if I should frame them and hang them on the deli wall? Poems that is not the.........!

Funnily enough daughter said I shouldn`t be allowed out, even accompanied.

[Ann]

I think that was brilliant gness, what a fantastic idea, hopefully he won't do that again! Did he know you had seen him drop it?

[gness]

No Ann. Just his rubbish left when I came out.