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Brothel raid
The police organised an early morning raid on a brothel in an attempt to break a vice ring. Once the club had been raided all the prostitutes were lined up outside, awaiting a police car to come and take them to the station.
An old lady was on her way to the post office for her pension and, being rather nosey, just had to find out what was going on.
"What are the police doing here?" she asked the girl on the end of the line up.
"It's a community relations thing" said the hooker, "they;re giving out free lollipops to anyone who wants one.
The old lady decided that she too would like a lollipop so she joined the queue. The policman came along the line taking names and addresse and when he reached the old lady he said "Aren't you a bit old for this love?"
"Not at all" she replied, "as long as they keep making them I'll keep sucking them".
An old lady was on her way to the post office for her pension and, being rather nosey, just had to find out what was going on.
"What are the police doing here?" she asked the girl on the end of the line up.
"It's a community relations thing" said the hooker, "they;re giving out free lollipops to anyone who wants one.
The old lady decided that she too would like a lollipop so she joined the queue. The policman came along the line taking names and addresse and when he reached the old lady he said "Aren't you a bit old for this love?"
"Not at all" she replied, "as long as they keep making them I'll keep sucking them".
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