A man born with a little willy has a baby elephants trunk grafted on,one day at a party the willy/ trunk pops out and takes a bun,a fellow diner says thats amazing can you do it again,yes ,but i'm not sure it will fit up my a--e
I sympathise, it can be horrid. The answer (so I'm told) is to put your finger up your b*m, and press your belly-button for 10 seconds. That will initiate a reset and you're as good as new!
Otherwise get on to Twitter and follow Ricky Gervais. Makes me laugh out loud several times a day (better take your finger out first though).
She's still feeling pretty rubbish - she spent most of the night in the bathroom.
We could have problems as she doesn't want to eat and as a diabetic she has no options, have to resort to Plan B when I can come up with one.
Loved your suggestion Captain Spod - doubt she'd try it! ;-)