A gu goes to the doctors and..........................
....................says "Emmmmmmmmmm, it's my, you know, down below?"
"Your penis" replies the doctor.
"Yes" says the man, blushin deeply.
"Well then" encourages the doctor, "let's have a look. I'm sure it won't be anything I haven't seen before.
The man goes behind the screen to disrobe while the doctor pulls on some gloves. "Now then" he says as he goes behind the screen, "Let's just, holy sh1t, what's that?"
The man is crestfallen, standing there with a bright orange penis and an utterly incredulous doctor in front of him.
Have you had sex with anyone recently?" he explores.
"No".
"Do you work with chemicals?" asks the doctor as he examines the mans brightly coloured member.
"No".
Do you have any allergies then?" he tries.
"No".
"What do you work as?" he asks.
"I don't" replies the man, "I just sit at home all day watching porn and eating Wotsits.