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[marval]

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board:

"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.

Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair.

One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

A week later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have got an "A" when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

[Booklover]

Love it!!

[mike11111]

That reminds me of the history student who was set the question: "Account for the rise to power of Margaret Thatcher".

His answer was: "Edward Heath"

p.s. please make the questions a little more demanding next time, my parents have paid good money for me to come to this university.

[marval]

lol@Mike

[Grandma_Yiddo]

That is the best I've read in ages.

[wardlaw]

Excellent! Will now steal it and claim it as mine to my friends -:)

[starone]

tee-hee - like it.