Gness and the cat`s bottom

[gness]

Wendilla has just posted tonight`s spacestation sighting. I almost forgot last night...dashed out onto the patio and scared the life out of a cat sitting on the fence at the bottom of the garden. The noise it made as it fell scared the life out of me.
I recovered.....the cat didn`t.....it was screeching and yeowling. I got a torch and found it was stuck between a tree branch and the fence by it`s front legs with back legs flailing.
I could just reach but didn`t fancy the flying claws as it panicked so I fetched the garden brush.
All I could do was kneel in the freshly dug, wet mud and, with the bristle end of the brush, start ramming the cat`s arse. It was difficult to gauge the amount of thrust to give the brush....didn`t want said cat to go sailing across the gardens.
It took some doing but eventually the cat flew up, over the branch and down my back.
The noise had brought neighbours to their windows....god knows what they thought of the nut next door ramming a brush up a cat`s bottom.
Missed the spacestation.

[wolf63]

Is this Mike in disguise? http://gawker.com/593...ks-inside-his-own-ass

[lady-janine]

wolf - that's so funny.

[gness]

And a fine too wolf. Bummer!

[lady-janine]

gness - what did unk leave you in his will? or is he still alive?

[lady-janine]

was it his list of contacts?

[gness]

Just his balaclava LadyJ....should have twigged really.

[lady-janine]

i'm sure it has come in useful - often.

[petal54]

an exciting night was had by all & they lived happily everafter